Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

Vanilla

A game without mods.

I had to get nraas mods for my sims 3 game. The game runs like crap vanilla.

by UrbanBrokenDragon August 22, 2015

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

Vanilla Twizler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015

vanilla soup

It's when you:
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar

5.) Then serve it to your lover

"I served my sweetheart some Vanilla Soup."
*MOANS LIKE A PESTO ON*

by I scream like a pidgin March 25, 2016

vanilla page

A personal Facebook page where you have close friends and family viewing your timeline status posts, Unlike group pages where you can act a goddamn fool and post pretty much what you are REALLY feeling.

Please don't post bullshit on my vanilla page, post it in the group. Hey, my church sees my vanilla page! Um, my parents are on my vanilla page. PG page

by Ike Mamazon May 30, 2016