The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

Uncle jake

A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.

by afraize December 2, 2021

Uncle juwon

being a flirt without no remorse

I'm fast becoming an uncle juwon

by Juju J November 10, 2020

Uncle Varus

An absolute GOAT.

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!

by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020

Uncle Betty

Purchasing an item that has no specified price

“I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”

“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”

by LittleBleep January 1, 2021

Uncle Syther

a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks dwarven chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.

oh crap! Uncle Syther coming! hide the chairs!

by Just_Bully January 7, 2021