twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

Janky Twat

Derived from the separate terms: Jank and Twat
A messed up bitch
Typically used to describe in a criticizing way or to insult.

see also: Manky Bitch

Mimi is a real janky twat. She is a real manky bitch

by MBB<3 February 8, 2010

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

Speccie Twat

A person who wears glasses and you wanna call them a twat with more insultation.

God Monica your such a speccie twat.

by Molliee. March 4, 2009

Twat Dingler

A twat(vagina) has had so many cocks in it that it is so stretched out it dingles around.

WOW! That hoe had a Twat Dingler!

by Benjamin Pepino Lime October 12, 2008

bubblegum twat

when the pussy lips of a female sag down low like pieces of ham flapping and looks like chewed pieces of gum.

EX.1
man 1: did you see that girls twat?

man 2: yea it was so fucking loose it looked like pieces of ham flappin' in the wind
EX.2
most porn stars pussy's. you know, the kind you can fit a MAC truck thru

by Char December 12, 2004

Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015