Toilet Fuck

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.

Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!

by Trollfuck April 5, 2023

Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss

What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod

by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023

Japanese Toilet

First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.

Trixie though he was so hot, she wanted him to give her a Japanese Toilet later.

by ElvenSailor August 9, 2023

toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

Toilet pepper

Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper

“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”

by taWa_personn November 30, 2021

Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020