mr moon

he is a almighty god who watches over people and punishs when being bad.

“i hate the moon so much the moonlight stops me from going to sleep”
mr moon,”SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by fjnbjksdjnlkndti December 08, 2019

Harvest Moon

When you expose your bare ass, spread your cheeks and have a turtle head poking out.

Tim just have me a harvest moon. He better go shit before before he craps his pants.

by Dirty_Hairy84 September 24, 2022

Moon Slugging

Spreading a trail of pre-cum over a bare ass when having sex doggie style.

Man last night I just turned 'em over and we were moon slugging for a good long time.

by da Val June 17, 2008

moon fight

When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught

Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital

by Orangepies April 08, 2017

The Killing Moon

the greatest song ever written, according to its creator, Ian McCulloch

interviewer: so what's the killing moon about?
mac: oh, it's about, you know, fate, up against your will, through the thick and thin... it's the greatest song ever written.

by purrrrrrrrr December 10, 2022

Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 15, 2016

Eggy Moon

A phrase used to describe a odd or weird situation

Person 1: HEY! A cow just walked down the street!
Person 2: OOH YEA! Woow, eggy moon

by J.Longton February 21, 2009