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Standing on business

Justin: "You're not getting it, it's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?"

Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
by KeepTheDamnSocksOn July 1, 2025
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Drabble Stand

An exercise done by Ralph Drabble after working in the yard. It is often accompanied by coaching his body parts as if he were actually talking to them. A wonderful way work off arthritis.
Ralph: Boy, I'm stiff. I've gotta do my Drabble Stand.

Ed: What's a Drabble Stand? Is that some sort of arthritis exercise?

Ralph: Yup, works great. Guaranteed relief.

Ed: Show me how, I've never tried it.

Ralph: (demonstrating) Come on, knee, you can do it!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 14, 2010
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Butt Stand

One person is held up by others, the butthole is exposed to put the keg nozzle in the butthole. That person must consume as much beer through their butthole as humanly possible. In other words, the butt chugging variant of a Keg Stand.
Bro hold my legs up, I’m doing a butt stand!!
by ClappingCheeks69 April 19, 2022
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When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
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Lemonade stand

When you cum and piss when receiving a blowjob
by anonymous November 1, 2020
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standing missionary

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.
by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021
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