noodle, don't noodle

noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020

I don't recall

Jeff Sessions favorite words.

I don't recall eating my wife.

by Saul315 January 20, 2023

Don't Date December

Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date

George, will you go out with me ?

No sorry its Don't Date December

by sgc_1736828 November 30, 2021

don't be a Jar Jar

The guy that tries to be funny who everyone hates.

Dude, don't be a Jar Jar. If your gonna lick the fruit, then actually eat it.

by BankrupTeen March 5, 2016

don't publish this definition

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?

don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018

Don't Be So Mayo

When someone fails at something, you refer to an achievement from skate 3 called Don't be so mayo which was sponsered by miracle whip.

Someone crashes while skating," AWWWW BRO! Don't Be So Mayo, now drink your monster energy

by Oh gaom July 6, 2010

Don't play yourself

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.

Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol

by Old Mom January 7, 2017