Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

Tiktok

A stupid fucking app that brainwashes little children to do stupid trends.

Omg have you seen that TikTok!

by Jaxy 💕 November 11, 2022

tiktok

a place with females dance naked in front of thousands of perverts

i just looked on tiktok and holy shit i got bullied by simps

by slepp February 25, 2021

TikTok

Stage 5 cancer

Child: Hey! Why's that guy on TikTok?
Mother: Shhh! Don't make fun of mentally ill people!

by et-ATK June 25, 2023

TikTok

This app is actually pretty fun but you’re just gonna deny it- don’t lie tho, it’s addictive....

“TikTok is amazing you just say it’s not cause you’re a liar”

by Thereallytruedefinitions June 9, 2020

Peak tiktok

Peak tiktok was around december 2021 to January 2022, when Five Nights at Freddy's and the backrooms were mainstream, when tiktok was truly something you looked forward to watching. And when you did, you enjoyed it like you never did.

I wish we could go back to peak tiktok, those were the days man.

by bennyersselim June 5, 2023

TikTok

Shit

Gary: Dude I just got TikTok!
Some other Dude: What the fuck bro. We can’t be friends.
Gary: Bro-
Some other Dude: shut the hell up Gary.

by Couchhehe January 4, 2020