Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.

I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.

by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.

Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.

by irrealism September 25, 2012

zombie borrower

A person with a loan (or mortgage), who hasn't been able to pay the instalments on time. In such case the bank may or may not change the conditions of the repayment to slightly more favourable ones. Because the borrower might not be able to pay back the loan, the loan contract is half dead. Like a zombie.

Bank employee 1: I don't get you, is this a risky loan, or is the guy paying the instalments on time?
Bank employee 2: He has barely paid any instalment on time, he is a proper zombie borrower.

by Grivio July 1, 2011

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022

Zombie Niels

When Niels gets so drunk that the zombie inside him takes full control of his body and mind.

"How was the party last night?"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"

by Adrian1906 January 9, 2020