I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
by SeanMykonos April 02, 2023
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Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks
I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me
by Spidey81 January 25, 2018
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mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
by Wes Futrell November 14, 2020
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An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.
by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
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Mushroom ditch

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.
by Puntilla August 23, 2017
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mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).
As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.
by Nada Knicks August 05, 2022
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Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.
She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black
by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022
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