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I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass
I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024
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The tower

The tower is a large tower at the centre of the world, with the refuge, the glen and the barrens are centred around, if you woke up in the barrens, for example, you would have to carry the sun to the tower and place it on top.
THE TOWER
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The twin towers

The coolest fucking buildings in the world which were created by Minoru Yamasaki who also made the BOK tower in down town Tulsa. (And some other buildings such as the ranier tower) unfortunately, these badass buildings were blown up by some assholes on 9/11.
The twin towers are my favorite buildings! They were so cool and nice looking. Too bad they got blown up.
by Minoru Yamasaki nerd September 16, 2021
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Tower of Frightening Nightmares

Tower of Frightening Nightmares isn’t even scary- AAAAHchicihvUcIhcIHcHIcKHchkc
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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Tower of depression

Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.

After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.
Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*
by Idon'thaveasoul October 20, 2018
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Tower 4 Anarchists

An orgy consisting of 5 or more participants stacked on top of each other, like a tower. They can perform however they like, but no one knows when it’s going to fall!
My friend Billy has recently participated in a Tower 4 Anarchists.
by Versillion December 11, 2022
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