Foley’s shitty sheets

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“Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
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Foley’s shitty sheets

by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021

Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case

Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.

by Dick sleve October 8, 2018

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

shitty d

someone who does bogus acts

Person 1: come on man you’re shitty d.
Person 2: I’m definitely not shitty d bro trust me. Could be Larry!

by scuuuuuuuuuuu October 23, 2019

shitty shagger

a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid

oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off

by udz2735 November 13, 2018

Shitty curiosity

The act of fingering or scratching your ass and sniffing it out of curiosity.

When Joe scratched his ass and out of shitty curiosity, he sniffed his finger and I lost my lunch.

by Jtf1993 June 18, 2017

handsy shitties

a hand job while taking a dump

So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".

by HandsyScotty February 4, 2010