Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012

seattle sea goggles

Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.

by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin April 21, 2016

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Murrumbidgee Sea Snake

A mythical snake that is found at the Murrumbidgee river. IT RAVES TILL DAWN

"did you see the Murrumbidgee Sea Snake"
"Yer man, it was Raving till DAWN

by PrfBugsy November 20, 2014

Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.

"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."

by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016

Sea boo plate

This sea boo plate will make you pee yourself, fucking explode, make your eyes red and see The Rock with hair

I JUST SAW A SEA BOO PLATE

by jamalou68blueballs February 12, 2022

Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.

Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005