Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron June 27, 2016
Get the Fake a shitmug. 1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.
We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..
by jack swaggah June 18, 2009
Get the fake-fumug. The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.
White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."
White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."
White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
by DfaceO September 8, 2014
Get the fake blackingmug. The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.
I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call
by Ral_phie June 11, 2010
Get the headset fakemug. by bigbootyJ November 28, 2007
Get the fake mix'nmug. “Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”
“Why did she do that”
“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
“Why did she do that”
“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
by Bdsmbaby March 11, 2019
Get the Fake wellmug. A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.
Alex is Fake Depressed
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021
Get the Fake Depressedmug.