Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,
did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?
by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018
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blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
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Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls
Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...
by sheahoee July 02, 2014
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white unnatural blonde chick

chicks that shouldn’t have direct access to bleach
Person 1 - did you see Sally’s roots? I didn’t even know she was a white unnatural blonde chick.

Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.
by cluaireo February 23, 2023
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pino blonde

She is such a pino blonde
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pino blonde

She is such a pino blonde
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infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.
by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 02, 2011
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