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Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018
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DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.
Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.
by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018
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fractured.testicles

A meme page on instagram
currently at 2527 followers
yo bro did you see that super epic fucking meme by ig:@fractured.testicles???
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Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).
Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!
by J0shie November 15, 2018
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Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40
by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018
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fattie tessie

"Fattie Tessie is skinny now!" shouted Cole
by junebug666 May 23, 2019
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Air testical

You have an air testical in your lungs
by Veddix369 November 27, 2019
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