Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.

“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”

by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021

Fanum tax

When someone steals some of your food.

Someone fanum taxed me!! 😭😭😭😭

by Totallyxgwen January 20, 2024

Latency Tax

The invisible price humans pay for stubbornly refusing to use AI, automation, or any modern tool that could make their life easier, faster, or less soul-crushing.

Karen spent six hours formatting a Word doc while the intern just asked an AI to do it and went out for bubble tea.
Reply: “Karen’s not slow… she’s just making monthly payments on the latency tax.”

by CL4NK November 3, 2025

Fanum Tax

Originally made from streamer Fanum as he taxes his friend's food in the AMP house for a certain percentage

"Oh hey Billy those fries look good! Fanum tax! *takes a couple fries*

by fortniet4942 May 3, 2024

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

Skibidi tiktok rizz party lvl 10 gyattt in ohio mogging kai cenat while edging to grimace shake and fanum taxing the gooner and rizzing lyvv dune baby gronk is a sigma

No need to explain.

Oh look, there's Skibidi tiktok rizz party lvl 10 gyattt in ohio mogging kai cenat while edging to grimace shake and fanum taxing the gooner and rizzing lyvv dune baby gronk is a sigma.

by wqefwaef May 21, 2024

Tax Fraud Ladz

A group of Shrek followers who have been around since the dawn of time. They are all very Green Screen.
Members:
Mark7899
Akippu
gummybearcheese1
Tribesman
Boxman Grandma Steve Harvey

No Deal Brexit

That vidton was quite clearly Mekonged by a memeber of the Tax Fraud Ladz.

by gummybearcheese1 February 27, 2021