An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.
by Jebby3 August 09, 2009
A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.
Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?
by MyBlinIsAFraud April 17, 2018
You know it when you see one. She has no problem going after a married man and has many of the following: A kardashian sounding voice, Botox, lip injections, often blonde hair, expensive workout gear, fake tits, overconfidence and a readiness to swoop in when things are rocky
Oof- did you see that girl ‘hiking’ with a full face of makeup and her hair done in her pink sports bra and breast implants? MAJOR SWE—second wife energy
by QuailRN July 13, 2022
A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.
She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife
by rsd2887 June 08, 2018
A marriage where the female is the dominant partner.The husband is expected to do household chores as directed. Punishments are usually of a non sexual nature, such as written lines or corner time.
by Appletree12 March 02, 2017
by filaphel February 11, 2009
1.A wife that was really hot when you married her,but 15 years later,she had beome a fat ugly useless lazy good for nothing,unable to drive,sexually repulsive bitch.
2.The exact opposite of a trophy wife.
2.The exact opposite of a trophy wife.
by disappointed disgusted husband December 28, 2009