Tiger Blood

A rare and potent blood type known to flow in the veins of Charlie Sheen. It allows you think and act on super human levels and withstand the addictive effects of any known drug. It will also make you impervious to all known types of poisons which would otherwise cause death in Keith Richards. Known side effects of Tiger Blood is Winning and sex with porn stars.

I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man

by Presise March 21, 2011

Tiger Tail

the act of forcing anal sex ON someone

Tiger tail me bitch!

by Larrycerv May 10, 2016

Tiger Blood

Delusional self-confidence that overtakes your personality causing your to overrate your sex appeal, and self-worth to the world around you. People afflicted with tiger blood will consider themselves popular in the face of overwhelming rejection and disdain for their actions.

Victim: "You are disgusting, unfunny, and poking holes in the condom is one of the most repugnant acts on the face of the earth."

Tiger Blood Guy: "You are just overwhelmed by my awesomeness, and I only tried to get you pregnant so you could have some of my amazing tiger blood pumping inside you."

Actor Charlie Sheen has been suffering from tiger blood for years. He described it as "the blood that throws through me that I can feel."

by TheRealMcCoy22 March 22, 2011

Tiger Tiger Sneaky Sneaky

A form of bidding usually on ebay in which the bidder waits until the final few seconds of an auction and then bidding sneakily in order to buy a good for a lower price.

A: Yo cuz, shouldn't you bid soon before it ends?
B: Na cuz, I'm gonna tiger tiger sneaky sneaky it.

by Commix25 January 20, 2010

Tiger Woods

A beverage consisting of 1 part root beer and 1 part lemonade. Like an Arnold Palmer, but darker.

The restaurant was out of iced tea, so I ordered a Tiger Woods.

by sinisterx18 January 13, 2013

Tiger Punch

When you're going down on your girlfriend, but as soon as you go beneath the sheets, you tag team in an apex predator.

"Hey bros, I'm a little worn out. Mind if I tiger punch her?"
"Who are you talking to..?"

by synthem3sc July 14, 2016

Leaping Tiger

The leaping tiger is when the man lays flat on his back fully erect and the female leaps from a distance and tries to land with the penis going inside her.

Guy1: "Yo I had to have surgery the other day."

Guy2: "Why?"

Guy1: "This girl did the leaping tiger and missed and bent my junk halfway!"

by AkumaJoutai April 18, 2016