don't be kevin
by 3344ff May 28, 2015
Get the kevinmug. 
kevins are usually short and have very tiny penises and long noses kevin is fat ugly and stupid as fuck
by hghkughj May 21, 2017
Get the kevinmug. Kevin. Ah i once dated a "kevin". Let me tell you, Kevin is a disgusting, ratty mouse, ugly bastard who doesn't care about anyone except him. He is annoying, rude, hateful, and is pure with a heart from satan. Do NOT I MEAN NOT, date or be in contact with a Kevin because all he will do is hurt your fragile little heart and tear it into bits until you have no self-confidence what so ever and you WILL DIE. Kevin will make you crazy, he will destroy your emotions, actually ALL your emotions, and he will be the reason why you fail at being a good person. You will end up becoming a satanic devil also, but make most of that situation and cut up that piece of shit, and go back to being an angelic human being who will slay the world just like Beyonce and you will become the best person living and you will show that mother fucker "Kevin" that you dont need him or anyone and watch him crawl on his knees begging you to take him back and that hes sorry for cheating. But bitch, WATCH HIM AND WALK AWAY LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE BECAUSE, WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLSS!!!!!
Btw, his dick was small as hell anyway :) byezzzzz
Btw, his dick was small as hell anyway :) byezzzzz
by madhatter2828e43 July 26, 2016
Get the kevinmug. by eediot October 17, 2008
Get the kevinatormug. a short boy who plays soccer. is hispanic with brown hair that goes swoosh. a rlly funny, sweet, nice, friendly, helpful and great guy, friend or boyfriend but in my case that implies to someone else we're just friends but we could have been dating but thats a long story. can be a big dingus sometimes but it's cool yk. did i mention he's taken by someone.
friend: oh that boy, isn't his name Kevin? don't you like him too?
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
by a person on earth lol December 8, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. 