dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon
That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan
by doland January 12, 2017
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Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024
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Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster
Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"
by Typh00n May 28, 2017
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That Vegan Teacher

An old lady who follows Veganism and will commit homocide to anyone who is not vegan.
If you are not vegan, you have three seconds to fly to mars or else you are dead
Oh no, it’s That Vegan Teacher! Everybody run for your lives!
by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023
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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
by kaesesocke June 2, 2019
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Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike
Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.
by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022
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