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A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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korean stand-off

when two sides stand ready to fight. mostly posing and flexing.
by ROGUE CUTTER ONE June 20, 2018
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Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"
by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019
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Standing Tekashi

This is a alternate name for a very simple sexual action where the male picks the girl up upside-down and eats her vagina out as she sucks his penis. This is known as standing 69 because the two humans make a similar stance as a 6 and 9. There is a famous rapper known as Tekashi 6ix9ine so you replace the 69 with Tekashi.
Yo, last night I gave my girl a classic Standing Tekashi.
by Rooster Young August 30, 2018
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farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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coffee stand

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH
COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH
by DUNCAN'S COCK May 16, 2018
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Patty Stand

A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.
Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”
by Mikecox69 June 28, 2019
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