by BOB600000000000000000000 May 29, 2007

a guy who gives bullshit reasons or lies to friends to flake on his friends instead of being honest.
by hollahollacookka November 11, 2019

Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach
by SOMFFFFYYYYY August 26, 2023

When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin
by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020

I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!
by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011
