Full Fridge Syndrome 

Full Fridge Syndrome is the indecision that comes from having too many choices. ie, when you have a refrigerator full of food and you can't decide what to choose.

Man, I have such a bad case of Full Fridge Syndrome when trying to choose which game I should play.

Full Fridge Syndrome by gumleaves October 8, 2013

Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons

While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"

Paint Drying Syndrome by A bored English student January 15, 2014

wandering bowel syndrome 

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

wandering bowel syndrome by unknown69a January 29, 2014

Satan's Dick Syndrome 

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

Satan's Dick Syndrome by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

Smash Mouth Syndrome 

A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.

1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek

Smash Mouth Syndrome by TheCupIsHalfBowl March 28, 2017

Console Peasant Syndrome 

Console Peasant Syndrome by the medical definition CPS for short, a PC player that switch to console gaming for no logical reason, and or making up facts to support console gaming being better

Example (Chris with a one for an I)

Chris with a one for an i is console peasant and has Console Peasant Syndrome

Console Peasant Syndrome by StatTrackLCD May 22, 2017

juicy bum syndrome 

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.

Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!

juicy bum syndrome by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017