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cum stain

my boss is such a cum stain
by odie0811 May 9, 2006
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Queer Pole for Straight Hole

"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"
by ankur vakil December 18, 2005
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drippin stains

A fresh paint job. It's so shiny and flawless that it seems to be still wet.
That classic Cadillac is drippin stains on the pavement.
by Patrick111 September 5, 2008
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cum stain

A stain left on a surface after sex, usually clothing or bed sheets.
Evans mom rubbed her pussy all over a dirty motel room bed and got pregnant from a cum stain on the bed.
by wouldntyouliketoknow;) January 12, 2011
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Straight for Pay

A marriage between a homosexual male and a lesbian female (or in rare instances, a homosexual/lesbian marriage to a heterosexual opposite sex partner). This arrangement is not an arrangement for love, but rather, for the benefits (e.g. tax breaks, military benefits, adoption privileges, social standing etc.) associated with the union. These arrangements occur because of the lack of equal marriage in the United States. It reinforces the concept of the "sanctity" of marriage because it is between a man and a woman ("sanctity" is a synonym for bullshit)
Person 1: "Dude, Jon and Gina are going to get married soon, what kind of fabulous gifts are you going to get them?"
Person 2: "Wtf? They're getting married? But Jon is super gay and Gina is a diaper dyke...how is that possible"
Person 1: "No bro its just straight for pay. They have to do it because the government and Christians say that they can't marry who they really love, but they need the benefits of marriage"
Person 2: "That fucking sucks dude. That's so breeder. Fucking Hetero bitches"
by HaoleChaser6969 June 9, 2009
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fuck himself straight

the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.

happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.

it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
by knifeaudition June 11, 2006
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Straight Jackin'

Straight Jackin' is the act of making love to ones self, with strictly no female aid. Further still, there can be no existing sexual relationship with a female at the time you are said to Straight Jackin'. In summery, Draining your nuts with No downside whatsoever.

Straight Jackin' can be compared to the notion that you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave, only Straight Jackin' is a far superior ideology in that there is no chance of contracting an std, no money spent, and even more importantly, no female afterthought.

Join the movement!
"Straight Jackin' will save you that Bullshit!" - Crunch (The Big Hit - 1998)
by Pok'er Star May 29, 2011
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