sluffing

1. to be behind

2. to fail due to lack of skill or concentration

1. Quit sluffing! We're gonna be late!

2. Bob tries to roll a joint but messes it up horribly.

Billy says "Aww dude your sluffing, how are we supposed to smoke that?"

by Billy McSideburn December 8, 2009

Every Day I'm shufflin'

Part of the Lyrics to Party Rock Anthem written by the famous LMFAO. Right after this is said starts the awesome shufflin' dance which was danced by the people who were taken over by the shuffling. Awesome people know the dance and can do it pretty well you would be crazy not to not know this dance. Other phrases that go with this would be: "Party Rock!", "Shake That!". You can also see the Kia Soul hamsters use this song in advertising their new lime green Kia Soul.

"Ever since that song came on, everyday they've been shufflin', Monday shuffle, Tuesday shuffle, Everybody in the whole world!"

The Music video shows it all, from dancing people to dancing robots.

"What do you do when your alone?"
"Every Day I'm shufflin'!"
"Oh no! Not you, too!"

by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

Kitty Cat Shuffle

A dance wherein you stay in one place but shuffle your feet vigorously, extend your hands like paws repeatedly, and meow in people's faces as loudly, but also as seductively, as you can. Usually done by women.

Ol' Swampy came up in here tryin to do the Kitty Cat Shuffle. Nah, sen.

by popmafia July 9, 2010

Truffle Snuffler

n. a derogatory term (normally targeted at women) used to describe someone's asthetic displeasure.

Tom: Have you seen John's girlfriend?
Giles: Yeah! Boy does she snuffle for truffles!

George: Have you seen that girl Jenny?
Emma: Hell yeah! She's a Truffle Snuffler!

by Tom Mullett January 2, 2008

shuffleboarding

Shuffleboarding is an advanced sex act that involves one woman, two men, and a large room with a smooth floor.

Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.

Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.

Note: Shuffleboarding may be adapted for teams of two men on each side.

Hello Timmy, this is Amanda, she's the woman that we will be shuffleboarding tonight.

by Awayman September 10, 2006

shuffle

To visit multiple bars in a given area in one night. Similar to a pub crawl.

Athens, Ohio is well known for having people go on shuffles because of the number of bars in the area.

by dolph ginter August 5, 2009