shitty ditch

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out

I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.

by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back

My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub

by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015

Shitty foot

When you look down and see shit on your foot and it is smeared all over the couch. Most importantly you don't know where the shit came from.

OMG where did this shit come from? It's on my foot, I have shitty foot.

by ShittyFoor October 8, 2023

Shitty shitty bang bang

Whilst ur ridin someone. Light a firework and time it so that as ya bust yer jizz the firework goes off up their hole and sends out the horses nutty favourites

A way to turn ur woman on is to do da Shitty shitty bang bang. I once did it with this one to get her going and by god her hole went up like fuckin New Year’s Eve

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020

Ohh thats shitty...

What you repeat to someone who needs your help and you have no way to help them

Guy on street: "ya they locked me up for two weeks and took my car..." guy with only 30$: "ohh thats shitty..." Guy on street : "ya I just need 100 $ to get my car back. *cough*" guy with only 30$: "oh that's shitty

by Megadeth5793 May 15, 2016

shitty to the bone

It means someone is so bad they were bad all the way through… Bad to the bone.

It can mean how drunk you got the night before.

Did you check out Bob last night? Oh man he was shitty to the bone.

by Junior Jelly Giant October 30, 2022

shitty sabby

the act of putting papper on the face and releasing exscrament then puching it into the partners mouth.

i remember when bussey shitty sabbyed gleason

by mr duece dropper December 14, 2010