Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?
Coworker 2: In between
Coworker: In between who?
Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
Coworker 2: In between
Coworker: In between who?
Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 05, 2021
When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
by sxross1 July 01, 2012
It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 21, 2019
This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it
by TheNigBigga March 12, 2020
by amanthasa January 31, 2019
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 09, 2020
Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
by Purplenado March 05, 2023