space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys

Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021

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Positive Space

is around someone that is happy

bob: go say hi to kt she has Positive Space it will make you happy

by student420365 February 22, 2010

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Space Bitch

The Rosalina Amiibo uses by Ben Singer in the Screwattack Amiibo Cockfight Tournament , She ended up losing to a Link Amiibo and being destroyed by way of clipping of the body parts

"Poor Space Bitch I raised her from when she was still in her plastic box"

by HeavenlyKingZebra April 10, 2016

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Space Port

When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.

kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!

by naggerhater February 22, 2019

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Pocket Spacing

It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!

Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.

by DaBirdman December 10, 2009

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