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YouTube Shorts

Person: I hate TikTok. It's cringe.
Me: I know, but have you seen YouTube Shorts? It's full of bullshit even worse than what you see on TikTok.
Person: Bet.
by CallMeLankyBox March 2, 2025
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dickie shorts

footy shorts, ones where you might see the tip of someone's penis hanging out
Harry's meaty thighs were showing under his dickie shorts, and his crotch was bulging too.
by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025
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Youtube shorts

The most brainrotted, unreal people watch. They can't even form sentences properly and find anything 'frickin tuff'
Person 1: Youtube shorts is brainrotted and stupid
Youtube shorts watcher: BOII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YOUTUBE SHORTS, PACKGOD, RAPE HIM!
by Name_1 April 13, 2025
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The Sort

A socioeconomic phenomenon where highly intelligent and educated individuals are increasingly funneled into high-paying jobs, while those with less education or intelligence are "sorted" into lower-paying roles. This process amplifies class divides and concentrates wealth and opportunity among a cognitive and academic elite.

The term is often used on Tech Twitter/TPOT/the Tech Right.

Also called "the Great Sort", or "the Great Sorting"
I know the Sort happened but its nice to imagine a world where lots of manual laborers have 115+ IQs
by truckpong July 31, 2025
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Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
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Buss Jockey shorts

when one buller man takes his penis and enters another buller man anus without the removal of his under garments.
Keshan buss Monk jockey shorts last night.
Not before Keshan get his jockey shorts buss by Travis. Before u know it, there was a buss jockey shorts threesome.
by ballzzs October 18, 2011
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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
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