Soggy Bandana

When you take a girl’s soaked panties and tie them around your head

“Sometimes I get my girl wet just so I can get a soggy bandana”

by yungneosporin March 22, 2024

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016

Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.

This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.

by Orange Barbozka February 10, 2024

Soggy Strawberry

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.

San you have to try this soggy strawberry!

by Jesam March 21, 2024

Mungo-Soggy

Noun: A semi-hard penis; when your dick is stuck in a state between hard and soft, and no matter what you do it won't go up anymore. Synonyms: Semi-hard, semi-flaccid

I had a hard on for an hour while I was waiting for the right time to go down on this girl, but when it finally came time to whip it out, I was Mungo-Soggy.

by Graychin May 20, 2020

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011