Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.

"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

Sataned

Sataned: A universal word to summarize the state of being screwed so bad that fucked sideways seem like an understatement. Sataned is the higher and real form of Murphy's law, when a person is Sataned, unexpected normal things / incidents go from normal to bad to worse.

Example: You reach the airport in wee hours to board an early morning flight. You clear the security and end up sleeping in the lobby , when you wake you up you find that your flight reached its destination while you were merrily sleeping.

He dressed up to meet his girl friend and after meeting her found out that she called him to introduce her new Boy Friend to him. Gosh he really got Sataned.

by Whattwhywhen February 10, 2016

Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.

“Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?”
“Of course I did! It was so much fun!”

by arkeldopoli March 02, 2024

Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.

"Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?"

"Of course I did! It was so much fun!"

by arkeldopoli March 02, 2024

Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 02, 2019

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 04, 2019