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sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
sam by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
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sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
sam by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
sam by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
Huge fag that jerks off dogs. Likes to ride peoples dicks
Sam by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020
XBox name SIMP WRLD is a dumb dumb oompa loompa 2’4 midget

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Sam you dumb ass
Sam by iiCryptic August 3, 2020
Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.
Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.

Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!
Sam by Ih8Samm June 5, 2020