rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.
Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.
by ballsmcgee2010 January 04, 2010
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Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
by SoggyBottomz October 08, 2016
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rusty pilgrim

1. anal sex while the giver is wearing a three- point hat and the reciever is bent over Plymouth Rock

2. interchangable for the word "cool"
1. I was giving a rusty pilgrim yesterday and I think some tourists saw me

2. Dude, that's mad rusty pilgrim
by Amyson April 14, 2008
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Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
by Jasper Stupolotics July 21, 2008
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rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.
After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah
by Jordan John! December 29, 2005
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Rusty Nail

Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.
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rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.
Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.
by Diones Smith October 10, 2006
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