Elliot Jean Russell

She’s the one who owns a special space within my heart. She’s the best of both worlds. She’s the kind of woman who’s fully mine at two in the morning, and kisses a part of me that is hurt to make it more hurt in such a heavenly way. A girl that is more beautiful than the stars in the sky and the never-ending ocean on the horizon.

Oh, Elliot Jean Russell? She’s my best person.

by Calysta Regan July 21, 2023

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Russian Pipeline

When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(

Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!

by Uwanablikeme May 24, 2006

Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet

did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS

by jkrock569 August 25, 2011

russosexual

1. (adj.) a sexual orientation in which one is attracted, sometimes exclusively, to people of Russian ethnicity and/or nationality.

2. (noun) a person with a russosexual sexual orientation.

Every russosexual man wished he could be Edward Snowden when Anna Chapman proposed to him.

by jvt July 1, 2014

Russian Boot

When a group of people pour their left over alcohol into someone's shoe and then someone drinks it out of the shoe.

Man last night i hated drinking that russian boot. i wish i hadn't lost the bet.

That russian boot tasted like poop

by crinklecutcarrot January 16, 2010

russian three

2 women 1 man gruop sex

Russian three is always better than the swedish three.

by ZZLT January 5, 2011