Russellwilsoned

To act with extreme humility, graciousness and absolute gratitude.

Dude, Maggie Gyllenhaal just russellwilsoned her acceptance speech at the 2015 golden globes.

by Allycat87 January 29, 2015

Rusty Ferguson

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

by unlvseamus May 30, 2014

Rusty Catsup Bottle

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.

She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.

by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014

russian icebox

Take two shots of russian vodka and 2 ice cubes. The man drinks 1 shot and puts the 2 ice cubes and other shot of vodka in the woman's vagina. Then proceeds to have sex with her.

Hey charles did you get laid from that girl last night?

Yeah that bitch was wild! She let me do the Russian icebox and everything!

by coitus March 15, 2015

Rusty Porch

When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.

Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"

by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016

russian hayride

When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.

I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.

by Jumping Jacks Ass April 25, 2016

Rusty pulley

A woman, usually older in age, who is a mother; and also is retired from the profession of providing sexual services to anyone in exchange for cash money. The initial contract agreement is verbal and taken place in a public place such as a street corner.

Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"

by dirty_rotten June 14, 2016