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Rods

Something you bring to the queen, generally when you are a bee and your queen's name is Phil and uses he/him pronouns but uses the term "queen". You also would be autotuned and searching for pollen. These bees tend to sing about the space within the folds of the rose.
RoDsSs FoR tHe QuEeNnNnNnNnNnNnN. I sInGgGgGgG aBoUt ThE sPaCeEeEeEeEe WiThIn ThE fOlDzZzZ oF tHe RoSeEeEeEeE...."
by The gay lizard June 16, 2022
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rod

"Whose one of the nicest people you know"
"hmm, I think its probably Rod!"
by 69urmother96 July 28, 2022
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Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
by What u doin October 14, 2018
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dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
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Rod bumper

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.
by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019
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