Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.

Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower

by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025

Rod and ball tourture

First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.

Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT

by fuck_niggers_69 February 9, 2021

hot rod

my daddy, son, brother, boyfriend, and dog

I love Hot Rod so much he makes me feel joyus

by starstar1212 March 24, 2022

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

Rage Rod

When you're so mad you dick fills with blood

I'm going to murder you with my rage rod! There is literally nothing harder.

by Daveswife912 August 25, 2017

Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.

Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!

by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009

doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016