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Dick rider

Someone who won’t hop off a dudes meat.
Seth’s the biggest dick rider he won’t hop off Danny or Pools meat, it’s very unhealthy.
by Cock slayer April 29, 2024
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A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.
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top rider

A women or man who is great at shagging or riding the d
“Here lass...you’re a top rider you”.
Or for men, “I am a top rider me, doing all the birds
by Beth’s a Top Rider November 11, 2017
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Coochie rider

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.
After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"
by Bench_Boy_The_Hole_Destroyer January 25, 2025
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Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
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Richard Rider

The host of Going Deeper with Richard Rider
“I don’t get why Guys are so afraid to meet their girlfriends father. I met my girlfriends father, he put his hand out, so I gave a firm grasp and good shake. After that I shook his hand. This was Going Deeper with Richard Rider”
by IamBW March 25, 2023
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og rider

An OG Rider is when an "Original Gangster" breaks into your house, ties you up, and gets your bitch to ride his cock all night long. His signature way of saying he is done is by writing the letters "O" and "G" on your wall with his massive cum load.
"Oh-Gee-Ry-Der" Oh no babe who is breaking into our house... That's OG Rider oh no.
by OG as fuck April 13, 2016
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