Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023

Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.

Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.

by skeletal-omega December 31, 2021

Russian Mimosa

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and orange juice, also known as a screwdriver.

This term can be used to describe a screwdriver that is being imbibed before noon.

"We're clearly not alcoholics, we're drinking russian mimosas with our breakfast."

by DragoIvanIII August 20, 2012

Russian Hotdog

The act of using condiment packets as lubricant during the act of sex.

Guy 1: "In prison, there wasn't a good way to have lubricated anal."

Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"

by DoughnutKing47 February 25, 2023

russian jimmy

Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks

"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"

by phillllll Mcraken April 24, 2017

Russian Beerlette

A drinking game using an airsoft revolver with one loaded shell. The shooter spins the chamber and pulls the trigger. When the gun fires, the shootee drinks. Safer than standard Russian Roulette

Yo, man you got so wasted playing russian beerlette last night!

by Da Beer Hunter December 23, 2010

Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 4, 2020