Roman

Such a stupid and idiotic guy, never there to make you smile, never been helpful or caring and never makes me smile every time I speak, he just knows how to make you feel like a shithead.

That idiot named roman is NOT perfect.

by NotRomanly April 8, 2023

Roman Salute

Verb: The act of a man getting spit roasted with an ass at 1 glory hole and a mouth at another glory hole in a middle stall in a restroom.
Note that if the same thing happens with a woman in the middle, that's a french fact finding trip.

I got a roman salute in Tampa, I got 2 different bacterial STIs, and now I'm trying to figure out which infection started in which end.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.

“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022

Roman

Roman is the most stupid fucking name in the entire multiverse.
If you meet a roman, he probably eats coleslaw and therefore will go to hell.
God hated his name so much that he was spat back out of heaven and cursed to live forever with the worst name on the planet.

Roman is the worst name in history

by ColeslawHater69420 June 28, 2022

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

Roman

A guy who has very nice freinds Fortnite Sweaty boy is very handsome and attractive is not afraid to admit he's not perfect has big 🍆

I would be lucky to have a Roman

by James bond 69 June 25, 2020

Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020