Roll A Wood

When you roll a blunt with backwoods

Me: aye u finna Roll A Wood
Friend: Yessir

by Cliff05 July 20, 2021

rita roll

A Canadian version of the Rick Roll, pranksters post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, eg "Tap Dancing Kittens" but actually turns out to be the video for Rita MacNeil's hit "We'll Reach The Sky Tonight". Always met with surprise and delight.

...Instead of getting to watch the new Glee promo, I just got Rita Rolled! So much better!

by lesyeuxbleu February 12, 2014

frankenstein roll

when a group of friend's weed bags are running dry & they wanna get high.

so they all combine their different types of marijuana into a blunt, joint, junt, cone etc.

a: do you wanna throw the rest of your shake in on a frankenstein roll? we're all almost out.

b: fa sho dawg.

by bwuahahahaha November 11, 2010

johnny roll

I big rolled up wad of cash

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.

by bob toben February 14, 2014

mani-roll

To trick someone into watching Barry Manilow sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

I tried to mani-roll my aunt Betty, but she loves Barry, so it wasn't much of a joke.

by oywidapoodles December 24, 2008

gumbo rolling

to cut the bull shit and get the work done

alright come on let’s get the gumbo rolling

by saucepolo October 15, 2020

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013