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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
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sticky queef

When there’s cum leftover in your pussy and then you queef
Man, last night I had a real sticky queef after they nutted in me.
by Queef latifah March 28, 2023
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Beef a queef

To queef in a particularly prodigious or boisterous manner.
"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"

"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
by Vither Creator March 30, 2023
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Queef queen

A female that queefs so much and so loud they could be considered the queen of queefs
“That was so loud! She’s would be a good queef queen
by Freggyfr February 5, 2023
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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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The Gully Queef

When you hit a juul out of a girls pussy then spread her asschecks and blow a fat cloud up her butthole
Bro me and Alexandra we’re going at it I hit her with the Gully Queef
by Big Meat and Lil Meat October 22, 2019
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smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound
that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out
by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021
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