Pulling a Kuyvenhoven

Applying the germans "blitzkrieg" to the activity of masturbation, "literally choking the chickens head off"

Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"

by xcrunner1992 March 31, 2009

Pulling an Allegra

Out of a sudden quitting a conversation or location without a known reason for a long time; rage-quitting.

Stop pulling an allegra on me; Don't forget to allegra your girlfriend.

by julesvalenti1 May 21, 2011

Taffy Pull

A man gets his penis pulled with moderate too severe force.

Vince, get your ass over here and give me another taffy pull.

by BigEvil13 March 9, 2015

Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

by Kat Smith August 21, 2007

pulling a victor

Creating an insanely awkward situation through the use of your own stupity.

Victoria is probably pulling a victor as we speak.

by tilatequilalovah January 12, 2008

pull a mango

To have a (often mirror) picture taken of yourself in which one or both of your legs are raised and/or in the air, a trend started by the glorious sensation that is Mango Juice. The person, not the fruit juice.

"Pull a mango when you take a selfie next time."

by rggezdzzzdzd November 19, 2014

pokemon go to the polls

A term used by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a joke on the world wide successful video game Pokemon GO to get people to vote for her.

Hillary: YOU ALL NEED TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS.

by DATBOI69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 6, 2016