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isn't there a height requirement for Police

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.
Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*
by СукаБлять December 9, 2023
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thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore
The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server
by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024
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Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people
Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*
by gunguything October 3, 2022
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Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.
Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.
A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."
by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016
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