When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
Get the Paris Alarm Clockmug. by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
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by Parisb October 19, 2020
Get the Paris bmug. Paris. She is absolutely stunning! Her hair long and shiny, her eyes soft and fun, her smile brightens up the room. She is truly beautiful. She is gorgeous! She may seem shy at first but when you get to know her, her unique sense of humor comes out. She is one of a kind. Don't take her for granted because she is truly special. You'll never be bored!
Paris is a godess.
by chickcantinouille June 19, 2022
Get the Parismug. by Geminiwoman November 24, 2021
Get the Parimug. by anonymous March 3, 2021
Get the Paris hiltonmug. by pari pari chicken April 19, 2018
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