Manny Poo

You shit into your hand, then put it into a toilet.

1.There is a lot of crap around the toilet seat, i must manny poo!

2.I don't want diseases in my ass from that disgusting toilet, I think I have to manny poo or shit my pants!

by Benzoids January 27, 2014

Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

by Oh Throbert March 29, 2015

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

Poo powder

Explosion between your legs resonating from your anus producing a small cloud of toxic dehydrated feces causing an eratic disruption to the nostrils

"This is bullshit"
"No, it's poo powder"

by Bill with 1 L March 16, 2019

Poo Rocket

Turd Blaster

I was busting for a shit, so i was running to the toilet, slipped and the turd shot out like a poo rocket.

by Lisa Dee June 12, 2019