pipe guzzler

someone that eats dick swallows it or whatever
by MENDEEZY January 07, 2009
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Cleaning the Pipes

Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
by Der Dietrich June 22, 2012
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bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time
she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.
by tyler March 09, 2005
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cleaning the pipes

Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips
afta macking a hot chick or wanking, go have a piss. cleaning the pipes
by DaUsualCrew April 18, 2007
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pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while
last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face
by weasel April 23, 2005
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Stove pipe

A casual term used for people who frequent bars or drink alcohol regularly while watching sports, looking for companionship, or hanging out with friends.
They've gone to the bar five days in a row, MAN THAT'S ONE "STOVE PIPE"!!!
by caveman 3.0 October 25, 2010
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straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.
Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
by Dick M. Down March 13, 2008
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