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men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper 

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.

Drop your pants and give me 30, Bitch 

When you ask your bitch to drop her pants and give her 30 minutes of her time with you (i.e. an other dirty way of asking for sex)
Him: Drop your pants and give me 30, bitch

Her: uwu ok

Bussin in my pants 

When you cum in your pants in public without masturbating. This usually happens when you're walking past a group of Busty Bombshell Babes
This morning when I was walking in the park, I started bussin in my pants when I walked by these girls

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear 

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zip up his pants when you done 

A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.
Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"

Wearing The Pants 

The act of pwnage in a relationship with a significant other. The member of the relationship wearing pants will have total control of the other person. Also see pussy whipped
Goat: So wanna come hang out with me and the guys?
Sacktap: Nah, I gotta go out with my girl.
Goat: Dude, what are you doing? Start wearing the pants.
Wearing The Pants by Sacktap June 24, 2006