The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.
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"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
Get the fart after a tub fart? mug.The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
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I controlled Sage's Lovense then we queued an After Care Swiftplay.
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