Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.

Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018

Reek Cloud

A strong stench that surrounds someone whenever you’re near them. Reek clouds can be any combination of smells from smoking, drinking alcohol, not bathing, or from spraying too much cheap perfume.

When you ride public transportation, you run the risk of encountering reek clouds from all types of passengers. The worst reek cloud is a BO/alcohol/smoke combo.

by Zozothecat January 3, 2020

cloud crocodile

Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.

Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.

by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019

cloud you out

When your trying to be louder than the noise that is trying to be louder than your message your trying to get across

I'm not trying to be rude but I'm just going to cloud you out.......

by Freakyfalcon22 April 23, 2023

Cloud Coverage

A layer of toilet paper placed upon the water in order to prevent splash back when dropping a massive dump

In order to prevent water from dousing my anus I began to place toilet paper in the bowl to create cloud coverage

by Barry Allen2814 June 2, 2015

Piss cloud

Referring to a cloud of urine that has evaporated into the air. Usually occurs in large cities like New York and San Francisco.

I was on my way to work this morning and as I got off the train I walked through a Piss cloud.

by DeezIdeas August 8, 2021

Cloud Sugar Clouds

Just the same as Candyfloss or Cotton Candy, just with extra clouds! Note: they ARE the same thing.

Hey Simon, would you like some Cotton Candy?
So long as you call it by its proper name, Paul, which is Cloud Sugar Clouds, then sure! I'd love some!

by PhileasFogg3 December 12, 2021